PR Assassin

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The legendary PR Assassin of prophecy, using words as my weapons to smash the world wide web to smithereens. Born at the foothills of Mount Fuji, Japan and raised by a pack of wild wolves, I was taught calligraphy and literature by a 130-year-old Buddhist monk that I met whilst training under the Shindo Falls. After my pilgrimage to Raglan, Aotearoa, I settled in the mountains of the west. Now I wander the great halls of Waikato University in search of the ancient Scroll of Truth that will set us all free...

Follow me and we'll build a mighty clan to overthrow the oppressive forces of the universe...